Hello world!

Hey! This is my first blog so please be gentle with me as I didn’t really pay much attention at school so my grammar isn’t quite what it should be for a former grammar school girl! I’m a 37-year-old woman who lives in a “village” in-between Margate and Broadstairs, and I have a 12-year-old son, James, who moved with me to this house so we can live with my Partner by the seaside. We were living in Erith, which, if anyone knows the place, is a right shite hole and even though times have been rough down here im happy i made the move.

For work i sell Vintage clothes, of which i sell on eBay as… you guessed it .. Madampopoff !. So this blog is a mix of advertising and is also an insight of what goes on in this crazy mixed up mind of mine.  I have real bad attention problems and also am a tad eccentric with a kicker of hypochondria and also have bad self-confidence issues, which result in me scouring the internet looking for companies who offer free or very cheap cosmetic treatments. I am also 2 stone overweight due to being greedy with food and also liking a drop (or bottle) of red wine most nights which contributes to the apple shaped figure and also the crypt keeper skin that’s appearing on my face! (must look for cheap laser/acid peels lol).  I have started going to a gym locally, which i enjoy but I’m not to sure on how to use my body properly so my stretches seem to look like im vogueing and don’t seem to be very effective as i ache like a bitch the following morning.I’m also addicted to shopping, especially love charity shops, of which there are loads down here, although they seem to be raped by other vintage sellers so i tend to stick to 80s trash as that’s more my era because I lived it. I’m currently on the look out for sassy dresses for myself for summer as none of mine seem to fit too well – and also looking for a great pair of high heel black stilettos which go with everything! I have seemed to have lost my fashion mojo lately, I think its to do with having my hair highlighted from being a redhead to a blonde which makes me look like every other late 30’s woman 😦

My interests include .. fashion, films, 80’s pop videos, art, playing silly buggers and loads of other cool things lol – I’m looking forward to the Turner contemporary opening up, might even try to get a part-time job there, although i am also looking into opening a vintage shop in the old town as i have enough stock to do it! Im also having a stall in August at the Burlesque on the Beach event which is held at the Walpole Bay Hotel in Cliftonville.. its starting to look like a great week is planned so im excited about that! So thats me , probably sound like a right div but I can’t help that! And as the great Arnie said.. “I’ll be back” x